So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
I LOVE IT WHEN A BAND YOU LIKE LIKES ANOTHER BAND YOU LIKE
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
when people who can’t sing never stop singing